"I sell out every day! I say, 'Give me 5 bucks and I'll give you a kiss!'"

"They symbolize that I can do what I want. They ensure that I will never work a regular job." (on his tatoos and piercings)

"I'm learning Italian right now. 'Grazie.'"

"It's a weird story actually. We were all gong to your mom's house. We all got there at the same time and met on the porch." (on how the band met)

"Getting beat." (on his best childhood memory)

"I can freak."

"Hey, guys, I have some bad news for you. We were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow. Sorry, our bad!"

"You know who else likes making out? Sum 41. I know from first-hand experience... Or, my friend does..."

Interviewer: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boy band?
Benji: Umm... after you shot me in the head.

"I don't have a phone."

"State your position!"

"Uh, my names Benji... I grew up in Waldorf. Single white male. Enjoys long walks on the beach. In search of someone sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relationship, coffee, or a good book."
"Everybody clap!"

"I got all the hoes."

"When I meet girls I like, I throw up on them!"

"That's funny, we were just talking about sex!"

"This is a sweet song, it's for the guys of MxPx. 'Cause one night, I was having a real tough night. One of the guys from MxPx nvited me on his bus. He helped me out a lot, yeah, he held me all night long."

"My ass smells like Joel."

"Yeah, on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like 'Come on guys we have to hurry to Space Mountain!' And this morning when I walked in the bathroom, I swear I heard him singing 'When You Wish Upon A Star.'"

"Can I open this now?"

"Eyeliner! Always comes in handy"

"So you can buy these at any craft store?"

"This is Joel at the mall... 'Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard the song 'Little Things'? Yo, that's about me, girl... Awww yeah...'"

"Steve Feinberg took the little GC seed and maximized it. Steve was the pit bull we needed. He's more than our manager."

"I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And I wet my pants... but they fell off, so I couldn't wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next me."

"If I wasn't in the band, I'd be in jail."

"I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out."

"We're just kinda the awkward guys who play music."

"Good evening boys and girls! Welcome to the Nutcracker. This is Rob Tim, I will crack your nuts. Today I'm going to teach you a little lesson about life, the Rob Tim way."

"Joel, your gloves SUCK!"

"This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him. And she said no and then she said, 'This isn't Joel, is it?' and I said, 'No its Benj!'"

"I'm gonna go... walk... into traffic."

"This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person first, 'cause I've had some troubles with that before." (during Seasons)

"Look! There's JOEL! There's... the other one!"

"We like to go to shopping malls and harrass people."

"What's my official statement? My official statement is... that I've been wearing the same underwear for the the past four days!"

"When we fight, it's not about things you think we'd fight about, like music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel's socks and he'll be like, 'Dude... dude... I told you not to wear my socks, dude... You know I like my socks... Benji... Dude, oh are those my boxers, too? Dude ooh.. Ohh do you have to go there? Dude... dude!' And then we're, like, in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'What do you think we should do?''I don't care.. are those my boxers? DUDE!" (on fighting with Joel)

"Yeah, we got kicked out of Limp Bizkit... Yeah, who's laughing now?? Huh??"

"Hooked on Phonics worked for me!"

"I usually hit my head on the wall."

"I like to rip tags off mattresses."

"We rented a car while we are here at the studio and I already put a huge scratch on the side."

"Nickelback, Default, Adema, etc., etc., make me want to stick a fork in my eye."

"I am thinking about getting a job here." (about Wet Seal)

"Hi, we're Crazytown and we suck!"

"We're all gonna run around naked and make animal noises!"

"One time we went around the neighborhood and stuck all the mailbox flags up! Or, or there was this one time we drove up to fast food places, ordered tons of food, paid for it, then drove off before we got it."

"Black nailpolish didn't come with testosterone."

"I was in a boy band myself..."

Girl: I'm only coming to the night show.
Benji: What?! There goes my heart walking down the street.

"That's surprising that I smell good... I haven't showered in...three weeks."

Fan: Hey Benji, were you doing drugs before the show?

Benji: (laughs) Nah, I don't do drugs!

"Yea, of course, the boxers are yummy and it's the bacon that gets the girls. No, wait! It's the other way around!"

"Stop watching them make out."

"We're not very good at this whole rockstar thing."

"Positive, positive, everything is positive!"

Little Kid: Hey Benji, will you sign my report card?
Benji: (looks around trying not to laugh) Wow, that's really good.

"It must be hard to be a punk rocker in Winsconsin, you get chased off by rednecks."

"We're not the type of band that's too kewl for skewl."

"You know, I just like to keep it all in the family." (after being accused of realtions with Joel)