This is just a dumb story I made after I saw the VMAz....the kiss was funny so I just wanted to make a story about it!
GC After the VMA'z
Benji: Dude that was sum kiss huh?
Paul: That was gross!! God I can't believe u did that!!
Benji: But u liked it rite?
Paul: HELL NO!!
*Benji looks around sadly*
Billy: Benji, the reason he duznt like u..is becuz...he luvz me!!!
Benji: (shocked) NO he duznt!!
Billy: Ah...but he duz.
Joel: But Billy, I thought u luved me!!
*Billy looks around the room*
Billy: Sorry Joel..but no..I dont luv u....actually...I dont even luv Paul...I luv BENJI!!
*Benji gets a disgusted look on his face*
*Joel gasps*
Benji: Thatz Nice Billy...I still luv Paul!! and Paul luvs me too!!
Paul: IM NOT GAY!!!! I have a girlfriend!! And I luv her!!
*Billy kisses Benji*
*Benji slapz him away and smirkz*
*Benji kisses Paul*
Paul: Dude!! That was gross!!
*Avril Lavigne appears outta nowherez*
Avril: Hey guyz!!
*Joel looks at her and mumbles "poser"*
Avril: what was that Joel?
Joel: Nuthin...nuthin...
Avril: Oh...guess what Joel!!
*Joel gets sarcastic*
Joel: OMG what?!
*Avril looks at him confused*
Avril: I've had the HUGEST crush on u since I became a star!! Pleeze kiss me!!
*Joel screams like a girl*
Joel: GROSS!!! Get the fuck away from me!!! Security!!!
*Security comez up*
Security: Yes, Joel?
Joel: This girl is violating me...she'z telling me she wantz to get w/ me and I dont appreciate it.
*Security looks at Avril*
Avril: But Im not just a girl I'm Avril Lavigne!!
Joel: No she'z not!! Dont believe her!! She'z just POSING as Avril to get backstage! She's just a poser!!
Avril: I'm not a poser!!! OMG I cant believe u'd say that!!
Security: Ok Ma'am come w/ me
*Security takes Avril away*
Avril: WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT Joel I luv u!!!!!!!!
Joel: GOD!! U could scare a person like that!!!
*Benji walks up*
Benji: what was that all about?
Joel: Avril Lafag likez me!!
Benji: DUDE I feel sorry for u!!
*Billy walks up with Paul*
Billy: um.....Paul I was joking about being gay....
Paul: Thatz kewl...but uh......THANK GOD! what about u Benji?
*Benji looks around the room*
Paul: Well....?
Benji: "Mumbles" I guess I was jokin.
*Rollz Eyez*
*Paul looks at him confused and shakez head*
Benji: What? U didnt think I was gay?! Psht...w/e
Joel: Dude!! ur gay?! U mean ur not the straight twin? *looks around the room*
Paul: dude........
Billy: Joel!! ur gay too?! woooo hooooo *Jumpz up and down happily*
*Tice(me) appears outta nowhere*
Tice: Dammit Benji...I thought u were straight!!! Man whatz ur deal?
Benji: Um.....I am straight....
Tice: But u just sed that Paul was sexy or w/e....
Benji: CANT U PEOPLE TAKE A JOKE?
*Joel and Tice glance over at each other*
*Billy and Paul glance over at each other*
*Joel lookz over at Billy and Paul*
Joel: If u want me to wait I will wait for u if u tell me to stay I will stay rite through if u dont wanna say nething at all..........Im happy wondering
Tice: dude y r u singin Wondering?
*Joel shrugz*
Tice: Oooooooooooooook then
*Ally(my best friend)comez outta nowherez*
Ally: DUDE Joel that suckz that ur gay man!! Come On!!
*Joel kisses Ally*
Joel: I'm NOT gay!
Ally: I'm guessin not man
*Ally and Joel continue kissing for a long time*
Tice: So Benj...r u gay?
Benji: Nope
*Tice leans in and kisses Benji*
Benji: Mmm...I like it
*Benji and Tice kiss each other for a long time more*
Billy: Joel!! I thought u were gay!! OMG Now I have NO lover!!!
*Billy looks around sadly*
Paul: Dude...
*Paul walks over to Billy and kisses him*
Billy: But I thought.....I thought u weren't gay
Paul: I lied
*Paul smiles*
Billy: Oh!
*Billy kisses Paul*
*Paul gags*
Billy: Wha....?
Paul: I cant do this man!! I was just gonna help u out u know becuz u dont have a g/f or a b/f if thats the way u swing but I cant man!! U wanna kiss all the time I cant do that.
*Paul walks off*
Billy: Thats ok!! Im not gay newayz!!!
*Billy pouts in a corner*
THE END....FINAFUCKINLY
