Avril: *skipping* LALALALALALA
*GC come walking around the corner and see Avril, cept Billy*
Paul, Benji, Joel: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Avril: What? What is it? *looks behind her* I don't see anything.
Benji: It's disgusting!!
Joel: It's a living nightmare!!
*Billy comes walking around the corner, sees Avril and faints*
Paul: OMG!! YOU KILLED BILLY!! you sick beastly thing you, I don't know what you are!
Avril: Oh I'll tell you what I am. lemme check!...yup I'm a girl.
Benji: AHH!! I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT..WHAAAAA!!! *cries*
Joel: *runs over to Benji* Oh god Benji, you'll be alright, it's going to haunt you forever, but you'll be alright.
*some guy comes down the street*
Some guy: OH!!! Is that Avril?? YIKES...ewwwwww..is it contagious?
Avril: Who are you?
Some guy: hey.."Avril" have you heard of the sex pistols?
Avril: Oh are they sk8er bois? did the ewwiez ppl make fun of them?
Some guy: HA! I knew you weren't really punk! *walks away*
Billy: *wakes up* huh? what happened?
Avril: HELLO!!
Billy: uh...*faints again*
Paul: NO!! BILLY WAKE UP!!
Joel: uhm..what are you doing?
Avril: me? picking my nose! hey anyone got any questions for me?
Benji: yeh whats 2+2??
Avril: um..7? wait what am I adding? the amounts of snot I'm pulling outta my nose?
Joel: NASTY!! im outta here!! bye guys...*runs away*
Paul: Me too, BYE!! im taking Billy to the hospital!
Avril: oh ok BYE GUYZ!! soo..Benji? your a punk..and you wear eye liner JUST LIKE ME!
Benji: you know my name???
Avril: lets get married!!!!
Benji: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHY ME!!!! AAHHH...*cries and runs away* JOEL WAIT UP!!!
Avril: *shrugs her shoulders and starts skipping again* LALALA
*4 hours later, GC see Avril again and Billy's at home in bed*
Avril: There you guys are!!!
Benji: lets kill her!!
Joel: Hang her by her tie!!
Paul: YEHH!!
Avril: huh? is that punk?? to be hung by your tie?
Benji: uhm..no?
Joel: YEH..*hits Benji* yes it is..wanna try?
Avril: oh yes!!
*GC runs over to Avril hang her by her tie*
Avril: *sings a BSB song then slowly stops singing..*
GC: YEHHH!! *they go home and tell Billy the news*
Billy: WOOT!! *jumps on bed*
Benji: she asked me to marry her..*sniff sniff*
Joel: Its ok she's gone now..for good!
Paul: uhm...guys..
Billy: what?
Paul: look..out that window
*they all run to the window and see Avril outside skipping, singing a BSB song*
GC: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
The End
*Avril is a cocroach! you can't get rid of her..*
