1. Call your local radio station requesting any Good Charlotte song until the station threatens to turn you in for harassment

2. Stand on a street corner in the middle of winter freezing your noogies off and hand out flyers for a GC show that's happening three states away

3. Whenever defacing something, always write 'GOOD CHARLOTTE 4 LIFE'

4. Create a massive 'Vote For GC on TRL' club of people whose purpose in life is to see a Good Charlotte video on TRL

5. Get a white dog and spray paint the GC symbol on it then proudly walk it around

6. Play 'Little Things' over your school's intercom

7. Make sure that every e-mail address and screen name you have has the words Good Charlotte, GC, or any of the members names in it somewhere

8. Support a GC t-shirt at least 3 times a week

9. Keep your little bro outside, duct-taped to the front porch until he agrees to buy the Good Charlotte CD

10. Paint GOOD CHARLOTTE RULZ on your body then get naked and streak through the busiest downtown area near you

11. Buy GC merchandise and cds in bulk: distribute as necessary

12. Tell teenybopper girls just how hot the members of Good Charlotte are, and that in order to see them, they have to vote for 'Little Things' and get it on TRL

13. Become known as the 'Good Charlotte Representative'

14. Tell the kid who got picked last in gym class to check out the song 'Little Things'

15. Vote Kid Vicious for prez

16. Turn your car (or bike, whatever) into a GC shrine on wheels, then cruise around honking the horn that plays 'I Don't Wanna Stop'

17. Go up to at least one stranger everyday and ask if they have heard of GC; if they say no, get all hyper and tell them Good Charlotte's whole life story

18. Speak only using lines from GC songs

19. If you see Good Charlotte in a magazine while at a store, open each one of the mags to the page GC is on and set them out all over the stand, then calmly walk away

20. Frequently replace the CD in your sister's stereo with the Good Charlotte CD and then when she asks who keeps doing that, deny everything

21. Buy a car-window marker and go around writing 'Good Charlotte Kicks Ass' on random cars; even hit up cars on display at dealerships and cars stopped in traffic

22. Get a GC tattoo

23. Write 'GOOD CHARLOTTE' in permanent black marker on all dollar bills you come in contact with