Paul, Billy and Benji visit Joel in a mental hospital.
* Billy, Benji, Paul, walk into a mental hospital to visit Joel*
Billy: Hey Joely-Bolly, how ya holdin out?
Joel: do away wil' biwwy!
Benji: Ah man! dad really did it this time! havin you put in the mental hospital for tryin to kill him with a duck''s mouth!
Paul: Uh, Kid, I believe that was you, and the cops thought it was joel, and you didn't tell them it was you.
benji: shut the hell up man!
billy: NO!! HA HA! IT WAS ME!!! EVIL BILLY!
benji: billy, did you 4get to take your ridlin again?
billy: ridlin? ridlin? whats RIDLIN? HAHA can i eat it?!?!?!
Paul: Billy, you're causing a scene
Billly: how so?
Paul: from all -
Billy: It's cuz I'm pretty isn't it! MWUAHAHAHA! No wait, I'm not pretty.. I'm sexy! You think I'm sexy too paul, don't you!?! Sorry, I don't swing that way... Usually...
*Billy puts hand on Paul's shoulder, rubbing it*
Paul: Please remove your hand from my body, Billy
Billy: I'm sexier than you! You're just mad!
Joel: Benji, no matta what, don't you worry my homie g dawg, you an me gon' be bros fa life!
Paul: Is personality change one of the side-effects of shock?
Benji: Um, ya Joel, we were born together
Joel: What the fudge-nugget? No we wazn't we be homies, we got different mamas, but that dont matta a thing, we both be rappaz fo life fo sho fo sheezy my neezy... so that makes us bruthas in da hood
Benji: well, ya got the hood thing right
Billy: You think I'm sexy, too, dont you benji?
Benji: Oh so very much. *says this nostalgically*
Billy: Well, after we leave, you know where I'll be *raises eyebrows in a sexy way*
Benji: In the bathroom throwing up?
Paul: Can we just finish up here?
Joel: Oh hunny, you must learn to be patient. Be patient and good things will come from above.
Paul: above... like.. uh.. canada?
Joel: no sweety-pie, I mean from god and the heavens. he loves you, he wants you to stop listening to that devils music called "good charlotte"
Benji: Joel, thats the band youre in too, guy
Paul: just let him rest, lets go
Billy: he doesnt want me to go, im too sexy, dont you think so joel?
Joel: im the devil! I am satan!!!! *spews green slime*
Billy: Yummy! can i eat it?!?!!?
Paul: Yes Billy, eat it!! see if it KILLS YOU!
Joel: hey guys, what the hecknacious are we doing here? I'm in this band called good charlotte... or maybe it was the clash. ya, im in a band called the clash... *smiles deviously* can you get me back to them? or i'll kill you!
*ending ^^ Joel joins the clash, benji and billy get married and, paul becomes a monk for the devil*
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